In this day and age where we're all consumed by the Internet of Things and social media, nothing is no longer private.
Such is the case for a couple aboard an airplane, who chose to end their relationship right then and there. Luckily for us, fellow passenger Kelly Keegs was there to live tweet the whole thing!
Kelly Keegs first tweeted a photo of the couple with the caption, "This guy on the plane just broke up w his girlfriend and she's SOBBING."
This guy on the plane just broke up w his girlfriend and she's SOBBING pic.twitter.com/IW9QVYxXdB
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 23, 2015
Of course, the whole scenario seemed to be really interesting - and juicy at that! So Kelly listened in and gave the rest of the world the scoop:
@keegs141 Guy: "I just can't stand you. I can't be near you. I would switch seats if i could" — Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Guy: "is this really a surprise? Are you seriously surprised at this information?"
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: "Great. JUST GREAT. I'm so glad I paid 40 extra dollars to be on this fucking flight with you" — Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Guy: I don't care. Girl: IM GLAD YOU DONT CARE
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: "ITS JUST SO MEAN. DO I DESERVE THIS? WHY ARE TOU BRINGING THIS UP" — Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
"I don't want to be this girl. I don't want to be her. I want to be my best for you and YOU WONT LET ME"
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
"Is that what you're starting to do with me? Just slow fade me OUT? Just like the others?" — Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: "you don't even understand why I'm FUCKING SAD. YOU HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT ME"
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: "Why is this so easy for you? It's just THAT FUCKING EASY? What do you want from me?" — Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Guy: "You need to calm down" Girl: "To me I just really thought, you know, this was going to go somewhere"
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
**loud sobs** — Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Very stoic few minutes pic.twitter.com/eyt4YDlEj3
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
This is the greatest plane delay I've ever had — Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Although things seem to be over and done, apparently they aren't, as the girl goes on rage mode against her recent ex-boyfriend.
Girl: "well what makes you so FUCKING SPECIAL?"
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Girl: "you should probably just stop talking. Just stop TALKING!!" — Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
"I'm going to ask Charlotte. I'm going to ask her the minute we get home and we'll see if your STORIES MATCH" (Omg scandal who's Charlotte?)
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Who is Charlotte? Why is she involved and why is the girl going to ask Charlotte something?
Guy: "I can't discuss this anymore." Girl: "so I'm not worth your time????" — Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
Somehow the breakup and fight turns into a heated moment of passion - with the ex-couple making out. Does this mean they're not broken up anymore?
What the fuck? Now they're making out. I'm not kidding
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
We took off, they immediately ordered SIX vodkas and Bloody Mary mix for the 50 minute flight and chugged them in silence between makeouts — Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
No one will probably figure out if the two are officially broken up or not. Although, maybe the whole thing was just a prank!
Who knows - but one thing's for sure: next time you want to break up with someone, don't do it on a plane where everyone else can hear what's going on. Unless, of course, you want to become and Internet sensation like these two.
As for Kelly, well, she now knows what One Direction must feel like.
Every time I open Twitter my phone freezes because of the mentions. Now I know how @onedirection must feel. #PlaneBreakup
— Kelly Keegs (@keegs141) August 24, 2015
