There's still some childhood that lives in us no matter how old we get. That childhood that believes in fairies, magical forests and unicorns. And now, you may now live in this magical fantasy once more. Introducing, Unicorn Tears Gin, probably the most magical booze of all time.
This magical concoction is currently sold in Firebox. This company has bottled up buckets of unicorn tears and turned them into a magical potion. According to the website, this magical booze has the distinct flavours of gin and sweetness of liqueur. Childhood would be ruined if it would taste other than sweet. Unicorn Tears is also sprinkled with shimmering, 100 percent edible pieces of real silver. Of course, it wouldn't have been magical without the sparkles. For all its sparkling sweetness, it is indeed a true magical brew that brings a delightful drinking experience.
Firebox further describes the magical sensations Unicorn Tears can bring to your senses:
Nose: Fragrant juniper rises from the glass alongside Curaçao orange and crisp lemon. Bruised mint leaves and fresh lemongrass brings herby freshness to the nose.
Palate: Big bundles of candied orange peels, flying saucer sweeties and a hint of maple syrup. Touches of pine-y juniper berries and cardamom introduce elements of spices.
Finish: Sweet, juicy orange freshness goes on and on throughout the finish.
Firebox has gamely described the magical booze as "Enchantingly Scrumptious". It also stated that a lot of unicorns have been harmed in the making of this magical potion. Months of lack of sleep and hunting for these magical beasts have been made just to get enough tears to create this magical booze. All the sacrifices have been worth it just to give consumers a taste of the mythical creature. The website also has posted serving suggestions:
- Unicorn Fizz: Unicorn Tears, Prosecco, Lemon Peel.
- Tears Collins: Unicorn Tears and Lemon Juice over ice; top with Soda
Unicorn Tears are believed to induce euphoria and enchanting feelings. However please guzzle sensibly as the website warns, too much consumption may result to headache and loss of balance.
